Wednesday, May 20, 2009

And the Question is Why...? (Psyche :P) - Series II

And The Question Is Why...?

Why..? Why...? Why..?
Does anything have an answer...? I m sure it possibly does.. but I don't find it...! and now it has started annoying me...! Errr... I didnt want to post this but REALLY cant help...!


Why..? Why...? Why..?



This is the beginning of the latest post of one of the blogs I follow... "Far Far Away....!" authored by one of my friends. I decided to a spoof of the very same post ( And the Question is Why...? ) :P Sorry Sowmie!!
The following questions have picked up from here and there, and ask a good deal out of all those who pretend they know enough about life :P, no offense!!


Why..?Why..Why..?

Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are almost dead...?


Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars; but have to check when you say the paint is still wet...?

Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard...?


Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him...?


Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets...?


If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes...?


Why is there never a day that mattresses are not on sale...?


Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized...?


How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures...?


Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over...?


Why do I never hear father-in-law jokes...?


There are many more questions, once I find answers to these, I’ll think about the remaining...!

(Note: All statements in italics have been copied verbatim from the aforementioned post....except this one, of course!! >:P)

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