What All I Learnt in College: Notes of a Disgruntled BITSian

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What all I learnt in college:

1. The more studying you did for the exam, the less sure you are as to which answer they want. 
2. 80% of the final exam will be based on the one lecture you missed and the one book you didn't read. 
3. Every instructor assumes that you have nothing else to do except study for that instructor's course. 
4. When reviewing your notes before an exam, the most important will be illegible. 


More things I learnt:

1. Don't force it; get a larger hammer. (Workshop) 
2. Any tool when dropped will roll into the least accessible corner of the workshop. (again) 
3. On the way to the corner, any dropped tool will first strike your toes. 
4. If you have to ask, you're not entitled to know. If you don't like the answer, you shouldn't have asked the question. (Esp. MT Abhilash’s classes) 
5. It is better for the college faculty level to be going down the drain than to be coming up it. (As is the present case) 
6. No matter which direction you start it's always against the wind coming back.(Never pee into the wind – moral of Harsha’s aerodynamics lecture) 
7. Any order that can be misunderstood has been misunderstood.(Rule used against AVK) 
8. If you tell the instructor you were late for lab because you had a weak stomach, the next lab you will have a weak stomach.(Analog Electronics Lab 4/5) 
9. If an experiment works, something has gone wrong.(Most EMEC labs) 
10. The legibility and length of a report is inversely proportional to its importance.(SOP)