WARNING: THIS NOTE IS NOT BASED ON A PERSONAL EXPERIENCE. YOU HAVE BEEN TAGGED BASED SOLELY ON YOUR ABILITY TO LAUGH. :P
Ladies, if you are quite jealous, and you go to the mall with your man, and think he's looking around (at other women), i want to point something out to you... If your man's in the MALL with you...he LOOOOOOVEESSS YOUUU! and! He's not thinking about other women! You know what he's thinking?
"Man, I wish I was doing something productive right now! Like cleaning out the gutters, or coming up with a life goal, or...inventing a car that runs on Shattered Dreams and Lost Faith in Myself!! But instead I'm playing minion to Princess Jealousy here and her Credit Card of Hate!!!" :D :P
And Ladies, another small fact...if you are jealous and with your man in the mall, and you start pointing towards at other chicks, saying "You like her? She's taller than me," or "What about her? She's wearing high heels...", and the guy LOOKS....THAT'S ON YOU! At that point you're just playing our wingman. ;P
Ladies, if you are quite jealous, and you go to the mall with your man, and think he's looking around (at other women), i want to point something out to you... If your man's in the MALL with you...he LOOOOOOVEESSS YOUUU! and! He's not thinking about other women! You know what he's thinking?
"Man, I wish I was doing something productive right now! Like cleaning out the gutters, or coming up with a life goal, or...inventing a car that runs on Shattered Dreams and Lost Faith in Myself!! But instead I'm playing minion to Princess Jealousy here and her Credit Card of Hate!!!" :D :P
And Ladies, another small fact...if you are jealous and with your man in the mall, and you start pointing towards at other chicks, saying "You like her? She's taller than me," or "What about her? She's wearing high heels...", and the guy LOOKS....THAT'S ON YOU! At that point you're just playing our wingman. ;P
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